Mel

A Laboring weekend of FUN!

Ed — Wow. Oh, so far behind. I haven’t finished my Labor Day Post! Ack. Beware: rambling catch-up below… Fridays. I love Fridays. The work week is over. We typically stay in and create our own homemade pizza. And. Relax. BUT, end of summer weather took us to the patio of The Greenhouse Tavern (happy hour drinks only, please). My cousin was also celebrating her last weekend in Cleveland...

Mel

Mate Poaching

You know, we here at Life, Liberty & Pursuit of Your Boyfriend always believed that a taken man is decidedly sexier than a single man. Mostly because he is not a douche. Frisky (and Social psychologists at Oklahoma State University) agree. Mostly.

Mel

From tots to tits

I love those special Cleveland (week)nights where the statement “just one more” becomes a “last call” at a strip club. Near the end of my Wednesday, I was given a four pack of tickets to the Indians game — conveniently located in the first row RIGHT in front of the Batter’s Eye bar. Awesomeness ensued… but not on the field. At least not from the Indians. *sigh*...

Mel

Finger-bang Friday: DIRTY POP!

Dirty pop music: Dear Marie Claire: After being a loyal Glamour subscriber for over a decade, I canceled and subscribed to your periodical. Somehow I grew old of the tired, old rehashed BS seemingly multiplying issue-after-issue. As of the current issue, with ho-bag-big-boobs Jessica Simpson, I will be canceling yours as well. For pretty much the same reason. You can stop sending me re-up cards now....

Mel

She’s hitting on you!

Two glasses of Niagara white wine before I get picked up for my date. The Posh drink – at Luxe Bottle of Malbec (shared) – at Luxe Two vodka/cranberries (very little cranberry, thankyouverymuch) at Jazz 28 Couple of waters Two Highballs at Velvet Tango Room Yup. That sounds like the perfect combination of alcohol to render myself helpless against my hot date. That hot date that went amazingly! We...