Archive for the 'Boyfriend Shit' Category
Monday, July 12th, 2010
I take the prize in many areas for Best Girlfriend Ever and would probably even be a good choice for a housewife, if that was truly my calling — you know, save for my arachnophobia and the watering of plants above my reach and my preference for truffles, not Bon Bons.
But what lends very little [...]
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Wednesday, May 26th, 2010
The Good: I’m generally happy. I’m staying busy. I’m probably in the best shape I’ve been in ten years. I found a sport and a group of ladies whom I obsess over more endlessly. I’m active. I’m involved. I’m finding success. All good, right?
The Bad: I’m lonely. See, AB’s job took him to Pittsburgh, so [...]
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Tuesday, May 18th, 2010
Ladies (or Gentleman… it’s OK, you can admit to the following):
You know the old quip that men can never ask for directions, hence the reason for the woman being lost in the first place and ensuing frustrations and arguments commence? Yeah, that.
Yesterday, I was fucking worthless. I got lost in downtown Pittsburgh. I [...]
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Friday, May 7th, 2010
Just with Christmas, gifts were difficult to be kept under wraps. Obviously, we live together, and I’m home all day receiving the packages. But one key I never owned was for the mailbox. Now that AB is a long-distance boyfriend, I have control of the mail. On the same day I receive that key from [...]
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Thursday, May 6th, 2010
I swear, I picked the best sport to be involved with, now that I’ve seemingly become the better half of a LDR. *sigh* While AB misses out on most of my mid-week shenanigans, I’m sure he can relate to a thing or two (and OMG is he lucky about missing the smell of my gear [...]
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Monday, April 5th, 2010
How was your Easter? I am seriously on carb overload. But YAY for Spring dresses this year and mojitos. And… that gorgeous bruise on my hand.
Speaking of cheese, the Cheese Club at West Point Market in Akron is amazing. As such, their selection is equally as awesome. We came home with a honey nut gouda, [...]
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Wednesday, March 17th, 2010
One year ago, while snapping this picture of Terminal Tower on St. Patrick’s Day, I was standing with AB — on what could “technically” be considered our first date.
One year later.
ON THE BEST ANNIVERSARY EVER.
I am still so in love with this man.
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Tuesday, March 9th, 2010
I haven’t been interested much in your life. Right. So, why should you care about what I’m writing about? With the little free time I have, I’ve been learning how to sharpen my copywriting skills. How to run my own little business. Learning how to sprint with control using the front of my skates. Filing [...]
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Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010
There is an even bigger generation gap beyond the years that separate us: When talking about popular lead singer, Susanna Hoffs… he had NO CLUE of whom I was speaking. You know, “Walk Like An Egyptian”? Geesh… Tragic, these kids born IN the 80s.
Vending machines dispense awesomeness… at a price: I don’t use vending machines. [...]
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