What does tshirt shopping have to do with the Food Network? I have little clue, but I know that one somehow leads to the other through the sucking vortex of Internet time. Like Chatroulette, I am obsessed with randomizers of the online space — wikipedia “random” search will give you all sorts of information worthy of beating [...]
Further into my chatting babble today, have you ever called one of those chat lines that air late night in between extremely corny infomercials? We used to call the local ones in our early 20s — mostly because we just got home from drinking and it’s Silly Time, but I think there is a general [...]
This morning I participated in the Color Me Red event at David Scott Salon in North Olmsted on behalf of the American Heart Association & Go Red for Women organization.
So… I’m now (more of) a redhead:
One, I LOVE the shade of red created for me. Two, I needed a haircut like nobody’s business — [...]
For the love of whole grain Cleveland, can we get a bakery somewhere around East 4th Neighborhood for fresh breads, buns and like sandwich rolls?
Yes, I could go to the market (even if NOT ONE COUNTER HAD FRESH CROISSANTS!), but I am now an urban dweller with TWO FEET THAT WORK properly. West 25th is [...]
First things first, I have a rough time flying. As much as I attempt to think logically about the statistics and what-not, I am a balled up mess of anxiety (so balled that Xanax DOES NOT WORK). But I have a system: ALCOHOL. It is the only thing that allows me to function and not [...]
Wow. 2009. No question, I think this was one of the happiest years of my existence. True story. Although, you would never have guessed with how 2009 STARTED…
January started out a little… weird. I mean, it started out on vacation in Scottsdale, soaking in sunshine and a Buckeyes loss at the Tostidos Bowl. Yuck. But, [...]
The end of the decade is coming. How fucked up is that? TEN FREAKING YEARS have passed. “Since when?” you ask. Since our planet almost self-destructed and we couldn’t tell anyone on Facebook.
Ten years is all relative to whom you’ve fucked or fucked over, but really… 15 years since I left Farmtown Inner-city A-town. Thank [...]
Something very strange happened. Facebook, natch.
There was some chick on my friend’s list, who I do not remember adding, who was obviously unfamiliar, and she messaged me through the site last week, notifying me of her pregnancy. I started with a “Yay! Congrats!” while I quickly tried to figure out who she was. I see [...]
OK, I suppose I shouldn’t be shocked to see this Santa Claus ad coming from PETA, but — wow!
Heh… coming.
So, we got poor lil’ Santa not able to get it up because the kiddies put out cow’s milk. Um, I think it’s safe to say that Santa should probably remain “unarmed” while delivering his [...]
So… how was your Thanksgiving?
At roughly 2:17am last night (yeah, I sleep with my iPhone under my pillow and grabbed it for the time), we were awakened (awoken? what happened to my English?) to a seriously loud ruckus outside.
Seems that Barroom has succeeded in bringing underage-drunk shitbags to our neighborhood with its inception of a College ID night [...]
Cleveland Restaurants Week sounds like a great way to get folks out to a restaurant not previously visited. This is the second year that I have participated in Cleveland Restaurant Week, and have been left, well, very hungry.
There seemed to be a lot of buzz with friends on Twitter — even if I couldn’t [...]
No, this post is not a vampiric epilogue to Edward. Seriously, I don’t understand the fascination obsession. I’m talking about a “mined” set of baubles, baby. And I have too many friends interested in the Twilight genre that I sadly know what this Sparkle crap is.
Question for the ladies: do you really like receiving jewelry [...]
OK. These waste of space fliers need to stop appearing in my mail box every Tuesday. The wonderful United States Post Office decided to stop delivering the mail to my condo because my box was full (heh, TWSS). When I finally get on the west side to pick it up — seriously, in no less [...]
Ladies & Gentlepenises, Exhibit WTF:
What the fuck does it mean:
Plenty of Fish Dating: No dumping here!
Free Online Dating: With no waiting for the cows to come home… err, to poop, I guess.
Plenty of Fish: Cows do NOT need lovin’ too.
Free Online Dating: And we play bocce with our ass here! Come look! (it could [...]
I had a bit of time to write this afternoon, while I await a visitor (or is a coworker so much at ask?) to appear in the office to vacuum the giant hairy balls centipede underneath my desk. That I killed with Windex.
His fault. He had a whole office to invade. He is the creature [...]
I swear to Whomever/Whatever in the Heavens, I am getting seriously annoyed by the over-saturation of the word “cougar.”
Cougars. It’s like we live in a fucking zoo. Why can’t I be a giraffe? You know, spotty. Graceful. All… Necky.
Even being a Bison or something right now would be cool. But they save that cool shit [...]
Guess where I’m going this weekend? Oh, you’ll never guess… Homecoming. Good thing you didn’t try to guess because you know we commuter Cleveland State students don’t do events like “homecoming.” So, obvs, it’s AB’s.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, another $300 month loan repayment just ka-chinged out of my checking account, reminding me of [...]
Did you notice how cold it is this morning?
I have yet to move my coats to the apartment.
I also need to better prepare for morning runs, aside from just “wearing long sleeves.”
It’s Hump Day - let us use this as motivation to keep warm. I certainly could have used a “sick day”… [...]
I’ve been silently coveting a big silver watch. I have not worn a watch in over a year. One of my favorite Ann Kleins I left at some guy’s apartment. All the batteries in my other five or sex are dead. Yes, I have even worn one for “fashion” and totally not time. Typical. Useless. The last is… [...]
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