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Birthday Shenanigans, AKA: I’m 34.


Oh, birthdays. While I don’t really enjoy your age association, I truly love your celebration. Especially in its Weekend Bender form.

You're definitely having this much fun on your birthday, right?

Truth be told, I didn’t get much sleep this weekend. And feeling a little like I’m paying for that in the way of a sore throat and general lethargy today — but hey, it’s my MF’ing Birthday!

Friday, I rushed through my morning work schedule, so that I could walk around downtown — it was a gorgeous sunny day. I hit Franktuary for lunch, then wandered over to the Pittsburgh Public Market (for marshmallows and beer). After the boyfriend left work, I met him for a Happy Hour drink at NOLA in Market Square — totally hoping for some outdoor seating (sadly, no room on the patio) — while we discussed our night plans. Which was our first trip out to the Waterfront in Homestead, for comedy at the IMPROV (Jim Jefferies, FTW!). Then, we had WAY too much fun (think: Extreme “More Than Words”) at Sing Sing, Pittsburgh’s dueling piano bar.

Saturday: early rising to join 1,000+ “friends” for the Pedal Pale Ale Keg Ride. Of course, RAIN for the 6+ mile ride from downtown to the starting line at East End Brewing Company (and oh, holy hell, Penn Avenue I hate your elevation). The ride finished off at Penn Brew on the North Side (mmmm, love that warm German Potato Salad!), with thankfully no significant rain during that trip. Afterward, I definitely needed a Disco Nap, if I was going to survive the Dirty Ball. Which was SO MUCH FUN, Pittsburgh. And not an ankle was broken in my 6-inch heels! But there was dancing… LOTS of dancing. The sequins definitely made for an impression.

Sunday was fit for a grump, as I had to wake up early AGAIN (early, at least for how much vodka I had the night before) for a sunny afternoon game with the Pittsburgh Pirates. Oh, lookie there: The Buccos won for my birthday.

The best park in baseball!

AND THEN I DID (something like) 18 LOADS OF LAUNDRY.

The end.

  • The Modern Gal

    The sequins are hot!

    Happy birthday!!

    • Mel

      Thank you! :)

  • spoon

    Happy birthday n’at. Glad you didn’t spill any beer. I hope Scott let you ride on it as a present.

    • Mel

      Haha… nah. Although “can I ride your keg” does have a certain dirty connotation to it.

  • spoon

    Happy birthday n’at. Glad you didn’t spill any beer. I hope Scott let you ride on it as a present.

  • Lindsay

    You make 34 look hawt! Glad you had a good birthday weekend!

  • Hellpellet

    Happy Birthday Miss! You are totally foxy in the sequins.

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