*blue balls not included.
Doesn’t everyone have a kinky cop fantasy? And while mine involves me in the backseat of a cruiser, it was not quite like this experience. Maybe I need to change the set-up to the engine hood or something…
LadyShay wins the pair of Pocket Rocket Jrs. from Babeland and Single Edition.
Emphasis on “extra gadgets” (assault rifle!! now THAT’S a clever euphemism!). Lady, email me your info. She gets total kudos for posting her awesome penis answer in the comments, instead of bombarding my inbox with emailed cyber porn (ew, jerk).
Next Tuesday (yeah, I know I said this Tuesday, jerk off already) starts another Penis Tuesday contest.
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This blog is about pursuit: a transplanted Clevelander (me) in a new city (that's you, Pittsburgh!), pursuing the role of a self-employed copywriter, becoming a roller derby badass and somehow merging all my to-do items into one ever-growing Bucket List.
And of MY boyfriend. His blue balls started this mess.
