*blue balls not included.
You know what I love... or shall I say, "WHO" I love? People who look out for me -- and my blog's favorite (and by all statistical accounts most popular) day of the week: Penis Tuesday. Thanks to Erin of 'Burgh Living for this fertility gem of a sac... 
This is how much fun YOU could be having at a Pittsburgh Power game. For serious.
Next game is Saturday, April 2. Tweet-up and The Sparks make-funners section is... 
*sigh* a sad day for my closet, to de-clutter and rid myself of wardrobe demons (read: stuff I’m clinging to for far too long). In an effort to justify my new purchases (yes, THREE new pairs of shoes… I have problems), I gathered enough to fill a large shopping bag for donation. And even some shoes were caught in the crosshairs of my spring cleaning. It’s like therapy. But better... 
It’s high time I got off my ass: spring is springing, people are actually OUT walking around the streets (although I best not see shorts and flip-flops yet), and my vacations are not lasting long in my mind. With a good mood and the "want" to throw on some peep toes, I could conquer this city (sans blisters, hopefully). But now for something to do… 
Is the suspense killing you?
Well, the anxiety nearly killed me — you know, the WAITING for hours after tryouts. I mean, I should be used to the “waiting” as it’s been nearly six months since I’ve had a “home” to call for my roller derby passion. Thankfully, I found out the results the night before, else I would have been pacing for the next 12 hours (and crying... 
Yep. That’s me in the “Overeasy” eggs-on-my-breasts shirt.
I haven’t posted much about my skating progress because it’s been filled with a bunch of open skates spent dodging “womb fruits” (as one of the girls in my “pre-fresh meat” group calls ‘em), getting comfortable in my new skates, attempting to help out some of the other new girls with... 
My first attempt to sweeten up the boyfriend's stomach was with homemade cinnamon rolls.
The second, was an actual MEAL -- fondue, for Valentine's Day. *brushes shoulder off*
Isn’t it amazing the lack of GOOD forwards you receive these days in email, what with all the other sharing options available on the net. While my gmail account limits thank me, Penis Tuesday does not. So… yeah, you should email me when you find good cock: melinda {at} pursuitofyourboyfriend {dot} com.
[Ed. note: NO PORN, PLEASE]
That said, this gem was passed around gang-bang style from a... 
And FOUND. We truly lucked out with wonderful vacation weather on this trip to Sarasota (we need not remind our fellow travelers of our Rock Boat* experience and Tampa trip from 2010 – omg, those waves still give me nightmares).
Six beautiful days of upper-70s temps. And a diet that can only be described in terms of beer and cheese. Seriously, I think my scale just gasped at me.
The softest sand of... 
I’ve found Sarasota’s Penis Tuesday within the Ringling Circus Museum.
Three legs are better than two. Always.
I certainly wasn’t the only circus freak with a perverted mind.
I’m in Florida. I would rub it in, but as you know Pittsburgh is already experiencing the first bite of Spring. Cleveland: any snow in the forecast? *wink*
You may or may not see these shoes (or the person wearing them) in this Sunday’s paper. Just saying. I am in love with these heels (but not so much with the ripped hems on my jeans) and will wear these every bit as dressed up as I will... 
My first attempt at cooking for the boyfriend went well, with something I feel comfortable doing: baking. So, I made wonderful cinnamon rolls. And the boyfriend approved.
The second task I picked as my 25 project was a “surprise” for Valentine’s Day. This was no easy task, as not only was dinner my responsibility — so was the freaking grocery shopping. AB was ALL kinds of nervous,... 
If you’re nude, tube your dude. Need condoms (and free ones, at that)? There’s an app for that. I feel like that’s been (over) stated. How meta.
From the Consumerist:
Nothing says “Happy Valentine’s Day” like free condoms. That must be why the New York City Health Department picked today to unveil its new condom-locator app for iPhones and Android devices.
“We are... 
This blog is about pursuit: a transplanted Clevelander (me) in a new city (that's you, Pittsburgh!), pursuing the role of a self-employed copywriter, becoming a roller derby badass and somehow merging all my to-do items into one ever-growing Bucket List.
And of MY boyfriend. His blue balls started this mess.
