A lil’ something to get you over the hump!

To the narcissist:
Uh, did somebody cancel on you to… brush her hair?

And this guy apparently is too broke to even pay for his own pleasure. Kinda gives tit-for-tat a whole new meaning, eh?

Let me see: "loves to go to the beach"? Boring. "romance"? Boring. Three payments of $29.99? Doesn't sound too exciting of an offer for me. Wait… "carring"? WTF is carring? And if you weren't looking to "just get some," what in the world could you mean by that precariously-placed smiley next to "quiet evenings out or in"? And… ding! Sorry, five minutes is up!

How about a little game of "just the tip"?

I don't know about you, but I just cannot date a man that does not make his bed… or use curtains… or has a toy dog.

Well, I guess this means I'm not getting laid.

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