A few thoughts on humanity… and my mother.

If there was a ever a question as to the reason we are the "fattest city in America," then you need to click here: NewsNet5 Live Video at Papa John's
UPDATE: OK, fans are waiting FIVE HOURS in line for a 23-cent pizza. Seems to me that time is much more valuable than saving a mere TEN DOLLARS on a freaking pizza. Seriously, do you people have JOBS?
UPDATE: it is ten o'clock pm. There are STILL people in line at Papa Johns. I feel very sad for my people in this country.

I have a bit of a clue to give any female that works in sports: If you can't handle that males are already "immaturish" and "over-sexed," then you, milady, whom is offended by a freaking DOLL, should not be working in baseball. You sound miserable… and like you need to get laid. I mean, it might be against policy, but most the baseball players I know are up for a good shag. And fuck me for saying too much, but women should NOT be allowed in men's locker rooms. Call me old-fashioned.

Like, seriously? What the hell did the "Top Mom" group expect? Happy Mother's Day to MY MOM. She gets my award, with a gold star for my affliction for colored language (I take after her side on that trait). Love you mom! By the way, how cute is it that I'm a Mother's Day baby — and I was my mom's first of seven. Yes, that folks, is a woman worthy of an award, not some bleached-out, tanorexic stage mom that uses her daughter to propel her own fame. While I am disgusted at the novelty of "Keeping Up With the Kardashians," I often wonder how hilarious a reality show our family would create. We got the hot sisters portion down pat!

But thankfully, my father is not Bruce Jenner.

And ANOTHER thing, I rode behind this chick this morning (doesn't that sound dirty?) in an AWESOME brand new black Jeep Wrangler with the words "I'm Bossy" written in fun, graduation colors on her rear window. Seriously though, the only thing she's "boss" of is her propensity to be obnoxious. Thanks for the graduation present, Moms and Dads! But where's the matching Prada bag?" Puke. OK, I may be bitter because my first car was an '88 Hyundai Excel hatchback. If anyone's the boss, it's me, learning how to change flat tires on freeway ramps and getting in through the back lift when I locked my keys in the ignition.

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http://thewomblog.com Michele

Doesn’t everyone know that females are suppose to be helpless in such matters….NOT! But I have learned over the years not to admit such problem solving skills to the public, for some folks actually become – dare I say it – they feel inferior. You know what screw them.

First car -1978 Charger Daytona, which I paid for with the money I earned from, oh yes….working.
http://www.clevelandsaplum.com alexa

ok the 23 cent pizza thing is out of control. i just don’t get it, people are getting arrested and fights are breaking out.

it’s stupid!
http://livingwiththeboyfriend.blogspot.com Allison

1 of 7! Holy shit that’s a lot of kids! I second a reality show for you and your family.
http://tarathefoodie.blogspot.com TaratheFoodie

If all this craziness happens when they give away $.23 pizza, then what’s going to happen in this city if something really bad happens? Like a flu pandemic or sky high-even higher than now-gas prices and food prices? Are we going to be watching Clevelanders knocking off the local grocery stores and beating each other up for the last sack of rice? I was laughing about the Papa Johns thing yesterday because it was so amazing how sad these people are, but when you take a second and think about it this way, it’s pretty freakin’ scary.
http://www.entertainmentweakly.com/blog tim

So Papa John’s finally started pricing their pizza at its actual value? Interesting.

Seriously, that company’s product quality has slipped to the same degree Subway’s has. It used to be “fresh,” now it’s just… eeeeew.

Sorry to ruin the estrogen-fest in this comment thread. And no child of mine will have a car built after their tenth birthday until they buy it themselves.

/87 LeSabre

Anyone going to the Social Media thing-a-ma-jig at PNC Park tomorrow?