In first grade, I attended a Catholic elementary. My only year of serious religious enforcement. Could you imagine how more fucked up I’d be had I been a lifer of parochial schooling?
I have a LOT of random memories from that one year of grade school. But sadly, an almost complete loss of memory from [...]
Why yes, I do call mine “Mardi Gras.”
An interesting, albeit unscientific 2004 study proves that the biggest dicks in the country are in New Orleans, based on online condom sales from TheyFit.
Penises. Dicks. Tomayto. Tomahto.
The Top 20 Cities Ordered by Penis Size (Sorry about your privates, Cleveland):
New Orleans
Washington DC
San Diego
New York City
Phoenix
Portland
Atlanta
San Francisco
Chicago
St. Louis
Seattle
Miami
Indianapolis
Columbus
Boston
Denver
Los Angeles
Detroit
Philadelphia
Dallas/Ft. [...]
My goal was ten films this year at CIFF. The last few years, I have seen just one or two during each festival. By Sunday night, I was at nine. With one unused voucher.
It was a great effort, considering the bulk of my work week and extra-curricular activities. Regardless, this year’s CIFF was full [...]
Here is Part One and Part Two of my Pittsburgh Adventure, if you missed them.
Continuing on my eating adventures of Pittsburgh, I walked (again, the 20 blocks or so) for pancakes at Pamelas in The Strip. This is the cute old-style greasy spoon diner that Obama loved on his visit to The ‘Burgh. What’s good [...]
A huge “thank you” goes to Chris from Yinz Hungry and Jay (referred by our new friend, Kyle) for their restaurant (and more) recommendations. Holy crap, it’s a good thing I did a lot a walking because I did a LOT of eating. The hotel was in the perfect location downtown, enabling me to get out [...]
From my friends over at Sucks to Be You Blog — the invasion of the penis sculptors.
Remember when prom dresses used to be fun and age-appropriate? This season of dresses is once again, way too sexy for 16-year-olds. Call me prudish at my ripe age of 32, but what is the advantage of looking like a hooker?
Supposedly whoring yourself out to be able to pay $400 for homecoming dresses.
Dresses today appear [...]
I haven’t been to Pittsburgh in a few years. And when I did visit my sister (who lived there for a little over 10 years), we stayed mostly in the North Hills area where she lived, save for a baseball game or two at PNC Park. I never really explored “dahntahn.”
After my three days, I [...]
I have to spread the word about this awesome event on Sunday. Wear your favorite vintage (and see a retro fashion show from Suite Lorain), get some awesome swag from Spell Cosmetics (ladies!!!) and rock out to Lords of the Highway. Bad ass. See you there!
03/17 practice with Northern Ohio wRECk league: was canceled because of St. Patrick’s Day. I wasn’t in town, so I gave myself a good leg work out walking around Pittsburgh for three days. I have blisters and tight shins. Ew.
Also, I made the decision to wait for Fresh Meat August to join/try out for the Burning [...]
One year ago, while snapping this picture of Terminal Tower on St. Patrick’s Day, I was standing with AB — on what could “technically” be considered our first date.
One year later.
ON THE BEST ANNIVERSARY EVER.
I am still so in love with this man.
What is wrong with this picture?
Yes! The Asians are NEVER that big.
Ahem.
Thanks, failblog.
I am a self-proclaimed BAD ASS now with five tattoos:
It didn’t hurt, which is a foreign (un)feeling between tattoos and my body. I nearly ALWAYS teeter on the brink of passing out (or once actually doing so, upon getting my tongue pierced). You know, the spotted line of sight, hot flashes, woozy/drunk/pukey sensation. None of [...]
There are several random thoughts I had of kitchen supplies or habits and objects from relationships lost. Nothing to do with just cooking either because there’s really only one other than my current man — who holds the gold medal in making my tummy happy. Unless you count Velveeta Shells & Cheese as a meal [...]
*evil cat laugh* You will never stop me!
Love,
Rudy the East 4th Cat
Duh. I live in Cleveland, but I never tire of discovering it like a tourist. I’ve been on tunnel tours, subway tours, haunted tours, and yes, even Lolly the Trolley tours.
This Saturday, I had the amazing opportunity to see downtown Cleveland from the top of the city — from the Observation Deck of the Terminal [...]
What does tshirt shopping have to do with the Food Network? I have little clue, but I know that one somehow leads to the other through the sucking vortex of Internet time. Like Chatroulette, I am obsessed with randomizers of the online space — wikipedia “random” search will give you all sorts of information worthy of beating [...]
I’m marking a virtual map of “places I’ve been” or “intend to travel,” and not having ever visited New York is a vacation crime. My closest encounter was an extended layover in Newark, with a sunny day view of the massive skyline. I suppose it’s never been top of my list of travel destinations (those [...]
Internet friends, I have a confession: I have lived downtown — East 4th, the premier entertainment and food district — for six months. I have visited all the newest restaurants, including several during opening nights. Yet, I still had never eaten at Lola.
I know. It hurts me too. Could I in good conscience move from 4th [...]
03/10 practice with the Northern Ohio wRECk league: Strange night. I was super tired going into practice, and took me a while to warm up. Once I did, my freakin’ toe stop FELL OFF MY SKATE. It unnerved me, and took longer to build my confidence on the skates again. Even though it’s not really [...]
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