This is the first year I have actual pumpkin innards for all my yummy baking recipes. AB also baked the seeds last night — so delicious!
So, my carving took about three hours…
How cool does that look against the old architecture outside our window?
I love the boyfriend’s “Boo!” pumpkin too!
And he was finished [...]
Kudos:
Room Service gets a big, big, big gold star! While Danielle did not have the item I needed in her store, she graciously offered to find it and call me once stocked (unfortunately, I needed it that day… poo on me for being a procrastinating last-minute shopper… blame Beer Week). She is such a fantastic, [...]
Last year, I gave you Pervs a look into the hottest Penis-inspired Halloween costumes.
This year, instead of looking like a penis, why not just enhance your penis? Well, not enhance with, like, one of those contraptions, but a costume accentuating the parts you already got. Get it? Laughable? I thought so.
Happy (Penis) Halloween! [...]
You’re welcome for my gift, readers. Now, clean that shit up.
So, it’s my boyfriend’s birthday this weekend (natch, all week by his standards), and we’re also closing out Cleveland Beer Week. I’ve requested a celebration entitled “Cleveland Cheese Week” for the week of my 33. That week also encompasses Cinco de Mayo, so it works, [...]
Ladies & Gentlepenises, Exhibit WTF:
What the fuck does it mean:
Plenty of Fish Dating: No dumping here!
Free Online Dating: With no waiting for the cows to come home… err, to poop, I guess.
Plenty of Fish: Cows do NOT need lovin’ too.
Free Online Dating: And we play bocce with our ass here! Come look! (it could [...]
Well, being that it’s 60s weather this (Cleveland Beer) week, guess I won’t be needing any crocheted accessories…
From Erika Lust’s Blog.
Our location for CBW Day #4 was the Stone Brewing Company beer dinner at Crop Bistro & Bar.
Bravo to Chef Steve and the guys from Stone. You really should NOT have missed this event!
I know I still have not posted on L’Albatros (also delicious), but Steve’s braised short ribs (at Crop) were the perfect consistency [...]
If you’ve been tossed and left for drowning in a beer vat, then there’s a possibility you might not have heard about Cleveland Beer Week. In all its awesomeness, CBW promises HUNDRDS of events, scheduled at local restaurants and bars, breweries and beer/liquor stores, among several other locations around town.
Here’s Part One of our Cleveland Beer Week tastings:
Friday [...]
Like making romantic plans for Sweetest Day (seriously, fuckers, it’s THIS Saturday), I forgot about sharing my penis love with my internet lovelies once again. I’ve been very selfish with my own penis this week. Err, well… never mind.
No worries, I’ll make it up in cake frosting.
And you know… see you next Tuesday.
I had a bit of time to write this afternoon, while I await a visitor (or is a coworker so much at ask?) to appear in the office to vacuum the giant hairy balls centipede underneath my desk. That I killed with Windex.
His fault. He had a whole office to invade. He is the creature [...]
Hello, Monsters Hockey webmaster?! Why is it I cannot get a team picture when I pull up “team” to the website. Or individual player pages? You *do* want me to promote a team whose season starts.. um, TOMORROW, right?
I’ve been pucked, ladies. Stay tuned for your live ice sculptures for the season.
ACK!! Live Chat box [...]
I swear to Whomever/Whatever in the Heavens, I am getting seriously annoyed by the over-saturation of the word “cougar.”
Cougars. It’s like we live in a fucking zoo. Why can’t I be a giraffe? You know, spotty. Graceful. All… Necky.
Even being a Bison or something right now would be cool. But they save that cool shit [...]
Oh, how could I neglect you? I completely and penisly forgot about Penis Tuesday. Penis.
Sorry, I’ve been busy with my own…
Uh, I already have one out of two of the items pictured here (you are wishing and hoping it’s the sequined penis, I know). Times like these I wish I were Private Dancer. I would [...]
By now we’ve all heard of my ominous, intuitive suggestion on the Browns ridding itself of freaking Edwards.
We can all take a big breath while we wait for Mangina to serve some more smack down.
Where was I drunk fuckers… this post goes beyond the Walk of Shames, the “Imma-so-gonna-smack-you” and Passing Out in Handicapped Stalls on Your Birthday kind of [...]
First off, a huge THANK YOU to Positively Cleveland for agreeing to judge the 30-Second Elevator Contest for me. Thank you, thank you!
Secondly, here’s your prize pack: dozen cupcakes from A Cookie & A Cupcake (or one, if you’re selfish), a signed copy of “Please God Save Us” from Derek Hess & Kent Smith, a [...]
Best Google search term EVER: how to deal with your boyfriend drunk at a browns game
Heh. Seems that is how most of us get through the Browns’ games, right?
RIGHT, Braylon? Stupid dick. Can we trade him already?
That is all, team.
I thought last week was great fun learning about a selection of local Cleveland singles. What do you think — do we make this a weekly feature… monthly? I received some fabulous comments on the theme last week, and, well, you come here to be entertained, no? I mean, my own life cannot be still that interesting…
Here’s a list [...]
Joe G of The World According to Joe played along for this week’s special feature. You know, that National Singles Week, if you’re just tuning in. Joe & I know one another by swapping food and restaurant recommendations over twitter. I’m sure he’s laughed at me on more than one occasion with my ridiculous tweets. [...]
The great Cleveland Yogini gave me some shit about my lame single questions. I knew I could count on somebody giving it to me straight. While I made an attempt to redeem myself with newer, more perverted questions, she graciously answered my boring questions before she left town. C, who blogs anonymously, says she loves [...]
I’ve been spending a LOT of time writing and in Development Land over that last few weeks. I’ve created a couple new blogs (stay tuned, Impatients!), made some super-awesome new promotional contacts & have steadily tried to recreate my “brand,” if you will (ie: my part-time freelance career). And, oh, the Reader! (Thank you!).
Aside from [...]
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