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Penis Tuesday

Don’t you just love a Tuesday? I mean, only if it’s Penis Tuesday! The sun is shining, the air so crisp — skies blue, perhaps — and oh look it’s a PARADE downtown in the middle of summer! In honor of Gay Pride (which I wholly forgot to recognize with a “Pursuit of Your Girlfriend” nod), the required mascot to bringing up the rear: You still have another week to...

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This is certainly stimulating.

I love traveling. And most times, I love airports more than the actual weekend benders. Before my recent flight to Vegas, I had my usual tall Sam Adams and shot of Jack Daniels at CLE. I observe conversation between a man and a woman about travel plans: first was a gentleman traveling to New Orleans for Jazzfest – something that still remains on my Must Do travel list; the woman to his left partied too...

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Mel's iPod is crazy!

I’m so very excited to be a part of the crew at Addicted to Vinyl. With my love of (mostly) everything from classic rock to trip-hop, I have the opportunity to write about my concert experiences or flashback to memories specifically tied to music and really piss people off with my musical suggestions. Especially a Paul McCartney fan. Check out my...

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Road Trip!! (v. 7,653,002)

What do party push-ups, non-naked lap dances, falling guitarists and Bob Seger all have in common? Absinthe. Or just absinthe at my friend’s birthday party in Indiana. We took off last Friday for a weekend in Indiana — my friend lives very near South Bend. With a good four-hour drive and a night of sleep, we were up early to bike over to the Notre Dame campus. Where I found Jesus. Touchdown...

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Penis Tuesday

Exploration into Google Search: do Mexican men call their penis a chorizo? I’m certain I have used the term “Big Kielbasa” in the past (rather exaggeratedly) and it had nothing to do with BBQ. So, really though, do certain ethnic groups refer to the male penis as euphemistically as our English-language “sausage”? Do any of the foreign languages have a word for “hot...

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Miss Mel: Sex & Politics Correspondent

I have some fun over at (now defunct) Political Science 216, writing about the sexual escapades of Cleveland’s local politicians and beyond: Miss Mel’s Picks for Sexiest Politician Another Day. Another Marc Dann Update. Open Letter to Angela the Waitress ODOT – Ohio Department of...

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Not in Cleveland!

Everything that I’m doing this weekend can be done in Cleveland: kayaking, biking… drinking. It’s just that the PEOPLE are not in Cleveland. So, we’re headed out to a (hopefully gorgeous) weekend in Indiana to celebrate a birthday and sorry-we’re-missing-your-wedding soiree, including a day trip to Lake Michigan. And apparently there is a beer that is mighty tasty (so says AB)...

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Awesome Penis Tuesday winner!

Doesn’t everyone have a kinky cop fantasy? And while mine involves me in the backseat of a cruiser, it was not quite like this experience. Maybe I need to change the set-up to the engine hood or something… LadyShay wins the pair of Pocket Rocket Jrs. from Babeland and Single Edition. Emphasis on “extra gadgets” (assault rifle!! now THAT’S a clever euphemism!). Lady, email...

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From tots to tits

I love those special Cleveland (week)nights where the statement “just one more” becomes a “last call” at a strip club. Near the end of my Wednesday, I was given a four pack of tickets to the Indians game — conveniently located in the first row RIGHT in front of the Batter’s Eye bar. Awesomeness ensued… but not on the field. At least not from the Indians. *sigh*...

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Thy Will Be Done

Condoms off! Penis Tuesday Hard On #1 (ahem, the contest) has now ended. Winner will be announced by the end of the week. As always, my readers are a special bunch of bananas. Thanks for your submissions. Penis Tuesday will now return to your regularly-scheduled whack-off time.

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Giveaway deadline!

Hey, horny bitches and bastards! One last day to submit your response as to why your boyfriend’s penis is awesome. So far, you perverts have officially cracked up my shit. So leave a comment down there or here or email me here: melinda@pursuitofyourboyfriend.com or put it in there (I don’t care) to win a pair of Pocket Rocket Jrs. All new salacious contest starts with tomorrow’s Penis...

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Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.

Including that highway patrol trooper standing practically in the passing lane on 71-South. It took five years, but I have another speeding ticket to add to my list. Shit. I was unusually nervous upon being pulled over this time too — and really, really pissed off and frustrated at myself. So much, that I cried. I freaking cried for the first time in front of AB because of a fucking ticket. I felt so...

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Awesome Penis Tuesday Giveaway!

Best Google Search EVER: my bf’s penis is awesome Which prompts direction to Life, Liberty & Pursuit of Your Boyfriend’s blog giveaway! On behalf of Single Edition, I got some sweet sexy schwag to pass along to my readers. For the single and fabulous (exclamation point), sign up for Single Edition’s newsletter. And thanks to SE, I have some cool stuff to give away over the next...

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On Ending May

AB & I went to the Friedlander exhibit a month or so ago (after a fun Lolly the Trolley tour). I really hope you were able to attend the closing weekend of his photography exhibit. It was truly an amazing event here at CMA. Of course, I loved the rearview mirror black-and-whites… giggled lovingly at the nudes. The 70s afro-bush nudes. What is art, if you cannot feel the silly, erotic and sexy...

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Mistakes in Vegas

Most of you have probably made some mistakes in Vegas. So have I. And yes, I know this post is over a month late. My first mistake was booking a room at Treasure Island. With its perfect Strip location, reasonable room rates and recent renovations, this hotel should not be an eyesore. But this hotel sucked. My check-in started great, with my name/room put instantly on notice with a bottle of champagne for...

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Penis Tuesday

Everybody loves a penis. Snatch, everybody loves a BIG penis. Brought to you by my lovelies at Jezebel, the 20 Famous Big Dicks List. And that link provides ANOTHER link of OMG… Colin “Baby’s Arm” Ferrell. Don’t you just want to eat suck ‘em up?