Internets, I’m very, very sad today. Nay, heartbroken. This type of post is never easy…
My man is leaving Cleveland.
I was really thinking this one would last — even if just through the summer. I mean, it’s been a rough few weeks, and he hasn’t been so much on his A-game, so I suppose I [...]
I put my weather on shuffle. Check out my Songs to Blame For the Rain over at Addicted to Vinyl. Duel post Day — ZOMG!
Frequently, I see the Google Search “things to do with your bf on a rainy day” come up in my stats. It’s as if the rain comes and all of [...]
Eh, put a sock in it:
Or take that sock out of your pants, and recycle its additional use as part of a life-sized sock monkey. Complete with Giant Sock Monkey Penis (courtesy of Women Be Trippin)
I realized I still have a few Vegas stories to tell. No time for that today.
I also haven’t shared with you all the awesomeness of my birthday celebration. No time for that either.
I did have some time last week to piss off a few folks on Addicted to Vinyl. They love me, really.
And then I [...]
Ladies, start your vibrators!
Gentlemen, lube up your leftie because your girlfriend is right!
May cannot pass without a reminder to take some time to love yourself during National Masturbation Month. Yes, all the month of May you have permission to wank it, spank it, flick it… or lick it (if you are ever so talented).
So, beat [...]
Get Your (Cleveland) Rocks Off over at The Modern Gal.
For my birthday, MG posted answers to my interview questions about being single in Knoxville (compared to The Cleve), her ability to hang when she does make it to party here with me… and of course, her selection for Penis Tuesday.
The phalluses invade us all!
Ah, yes, tomorrow is my big day… again. And it will certainly be more fulfilling than free Red Robin burgers and the movies. But I’ll be sure to take advantage of the free burger some time next week!
Somewhere in Vegas, when I realized how different a trip it is while in your 30s, I probably [...]
File this under: You Can’t Take Mel Anywhere! Why, it’s Penis Tuesday on vacation!
Who needs Shower HEAD, when there’s Shower Shaft? (courtesy of Encore Las Vegas and my childish humor in penises of all shapes, sizes… and temperature controls).
They DO exist!
Life, Liberty...
