AHHHH! You know how difficult it is to write (aka: “fuck off at work”) when it’s the end of the month in the real estate industry? I’m giving you the shaft, of course. Then tomorrow I’ll tease you again with links to shit and all the other things I didn’t do.
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This has been a flavor-intense week. If there is any wonder why I look like a 10-pound overweight Midwestern slob in Vegas at the pool next weekend, I will know why. Hot AND un-tanned. I will fit right in…
Don’t you hate when early Sunday afternoons feel as though it’s already prime time? I hope this [...]
Cars and vacations. My life — and my savings account — all seem to revolve around these two items. This month has been a doozy for O.C. (the car). And I cannot wait until May 1 when I am on a plane across the country. To warmth. And without having to look at my back [...]
It’s hard not to notice when your penis is “as big as a house.”
Really, I love the one-uppers in Google Earth World. A 60-foot penis is a great way to get noticed.
Daily, I’m reminded by MSN homepage or Yahoo Lifestyles the many “Duh-I-already-knew-that” ways in which to burn through the garbage calories from those two extra (bags of) jellybeans and the Organic 73% dark cocoa bar from Trader Joe’s.
My solution doesn’t involve jump ropes, treadmills or excessive amounts of sweating… wait, never mind, it does:
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The holiday guide to handling your Easter Eggs with care. Adding yet another sexually-perverted euphemism to my catalog, I will never look at Easter Egg Hunts ever the same.
How many times do I need to remind you that the balls need lovin’ too?
Because my Tuesday is almost over, and well, I needed to post something today for the weekly pervs, I’m linking you guys to a hilarious story posted over on That’s What Je Said.
“Je” is a 20-something from Seattle, and this was a guest post… blah, blah, blah, friend-of-a-blog-friend, but they have a similar sense of [...]
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