Things don't get more "Pursuit of Your Boyfriend" than this… eh, unless it's Pursuit of Your Husband, I suppose.
A story about cheating was provoked by Monday night's episode of "How I Met Your Mother." (BROS BEFORE HOES!) I told my boyfriend about a cheating incident in which I'm truly embarrassed about — a stupid [...]
Warning for those that are the bearers of already small penises: BEWARE!
Belief in fatally retracting genitals, or a belief in genital theft, is usually known by the name Koro. The word is of uncertain origin but is thought to derive from the Malaysian word for tortoise, (sometimes locally used as a slang term for [...]
Congratulations to Paulius and staff for The Velvet Tango Room being selected to the Conde Nast Traveler Hot List Nights 2008!
You are so well-deserving of this honor.
For the first time in about 8 years of Mac ownership, I am pissed off. I was pissed once before during a massive hard drive kaput, but recovered, since it was fixable and another time when the woman kept referring to an amber light on my iPod, to which I've never seriously recovered. I was [...]
In the last few weeks I've received multiple letters and emails in reference to my impending graduation. I'm a few courses shy of leaving for good in May, and I probably won't hit commencement ceremonies for another couple semesters.
Apparently CSU did not get its own memo.
But they tell me I'm graduating with honors — [...]
What I said today:
Stupid mother-effin piece of fucking craphole.I'm in love with my fax machine.
I'm glad his package is small… Under any other references unrelated to loan closing packages, those words should n'er be uttered!
Shoparooni in the Collinwood neighborhood of Cleveland
organized a street-wide scavenger hunt on Waterloo
this past Saturday. The scavenger list, provided by the store, incorporated the
silliness of random photography as well as individual cafe, gallery and store
promotions. And taking pictures doing silly tasks certainly ranks up there on
my list of fun-things-to-do.
After having naughty fun with stuffed [...]
Hello, lovers of all things in sets of two! Today's penis
discussion is: diphallus.
The double penis is a medical world anomaly that has about 100 documented cases
and afflicts around one in every 5.5 million men. As if man is not a dick
enough… but I'll stop with the dick/man jokes while the visions are still
randy. Sadly, [...]
The SATC website has this ridiculous time waster on its webpage: "Match Your Man" by taking a short quiz to see which SATC male character he matches.
I got Harry:
No, his social skills aren't perfect. No, he's not empiraclly handsome. And yes, he might even chew with his mouth open. But Harry is loyal, devoted, [...]
Yup, folks. It happened. I officially got "the blog" thrown in my face tonight.
While I was trying to be respectful of an argument (that's of course my fault) I spun some of my written words around to convey to my readers that nothing ever was amiss. The boyfriend sees no lines of respect, seeing as [...]
A few things I forgot to mention about the previous portions of the trip: the minute we landed in Frankfurt there was an amazing rainbow. AMAZING! Secondly, there was also public transportation strike in Berlin. No trains. No busses. A lot of walking and looking for crazy German taxi drivers.
After the solemn Paris tour, [...]
From now on, his name is W.T.F. Sabathia.
You know something's wrong if someone other than ME is cheering for Dellucci. Seriously though, nice homer. Drinks to celebrate?
Upon leaving Brussels, there was still a certain tension in the air between my boyfriend and I. Because of stupid events like him breaking my camera and offering a half-assed apology with no recourse, to him getting pissed about 10 minutes later at ME for whatever unknown reason (we were crossing the street??), to [...]
To the narcissist: Uh, did somebody cancel on you to… brush her hair?
And this guy apparently is too broke to even pay for his own pleasure. Kinda gives tit-for-tat a whole new meaning, eh?
Let me see: "loves to go to the beach"? Boring. "romance"? Boring. Three payments of $29.99? Doesn't sound too exciting [...]
(The quote is from the movie "In Bruges" with Colin Farrell for those interested…)
We decided to stay another night at our hotel in Brussels. The drive to Bruges was about an hour, highlighted by slightly overcast skies. What started out as a beautiful day, soon turned to a downpour for the
remainder of our afternoon. Bruges [...]
I'm sure most are aware of the band Incubus, BUT do you know what an incubus is?
According to legend, incubus is a demon (male) that, for intents and purposes, attempts to have sex with women (or men, if I suppose the ghost is horny enough) while asleep. AND if you were not subsequently freaked [...]
If you haven't nominated your pick for Cleveland's Most Eligible Single, you have less than two weeks to do so via Cleveland.com. I have no idea what prizes and/or notoriety came with the event, but maybe you can give that "nice guy" or "classy broad" a chance at love. Seems this is more a contest [...]
I've felt as though I've been drifting through some dense fog. It's not hormones (that's another week off), but some seriously swinging mood shifts. I realized that I've been dealing with a slight depression having my sister leave for Arizona again. Sigh, its just sad we're not altogether anymore.
I was also really stressed about a [...]
From the awesome-ness that is my soon-to-be Alma Matter:
SAFER SEX FEST - TUESDAY & WEDNESDAY
Whether you choose to be
abstinent or sexually active, join CSU Health & Wellness Services
for the Safer Sex-fest on Tuesday April 15 th and Wednesday April 16 th
from 11:00am-1:00pm in the Rhodes Tower Lobby. There will be FREE
giveaways and important [...]
Life, Liberty...
