Life, Liberty & Pursuit Of Your Boyfriend

Page 165. Get ye asses to a magazine shop (Liberty Books!) and pick up Cleveland Magazine’s 35th Anniversary Issue.

Some may predict the future by the gathering of tea leaves in the bottom of a cup, but I’m planning by means of marshmallow constellations bopping around a cup of steaming hot chocolate. The following is my evil plan to attempt any feelings of warmth for the holiday season. 
For a cozy romantic holiday weekend, start [...]

Oooh, I’m back, bitches! With an early dismissal Wednesday and a no-go-to-the-office Friday, this has been quite a fun mini-weekender. Now that I have to play catch-up on all that fun work I missed, here’s a Thanksgiving break run-down:

a) I was able to spend majority of my time away with my man (serious kudos to [...]

I do declare it is time for another installment of EX-ploitation.  I recently relayed this story to my man in all its hilarity, so I felt it needed some internet sharing. My loves, I introduce you to Sean*, aka the Cat Man.

In my early 20s, I returned to live with my mother for a couple [...]

My friends, my fans. Please entertain yourself accordingly with some recent emails through Life, Liberty and Pursuit of Your Boyfriend. xo

From Hollybabygurl84 from the AOL crew (typed in ALL CAPS, but I just couldn’t handle it):
I was just wondering if this was Sporty Spice? If it is I am Holly one of the biggest Spice [...]

THE COLD WEATHER EDITION

Jason Nicholas gay weather
Does he do gay weather? In my best Wayne Campbell voice: I did not know that.
boyfriends fuck
Or do boyfriends suck? Awww, not mine, fuckers.
THINGS TO DO ON A COLD DAY WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND
Ugh with the ALL CAPS again! I’m going for a wine, take-out and game night with [...]

OK, for all you “Criminal Minds” fans out there reading — and those that have nothing better to do at work right now — did you see the ending of last night’s episode? Holy. Crap. My mouth seriously stayed open for a full three minutes until next week’s preview reminded me of what I just [...]

In an ever-entertaining world of even mundane activities, I have a fun blurb about my oil change experience this a.m. I brought my sweet O.C. (affectionally-named, save only for the irony), to Mr. John Lance this morning (where the hell was the coffee??). Well, 45-minutes into a quickie/cheapie well-over-5,000-miles-since-the-last-one (and after glaring eyes from the [...]

While driving into Baltimore, I realized how awesome it would have been, had I remembered to pack my “Muck Fodell” t-shirt and pose for some fancy photos near the Ravens stadium. Ready folks? Mel’s first trip to Baltimore.
Baltimore is oddly familiar to Cleveland in many senses - I.M. Pei-esque building (think Rock Hall), but [...]

Ohio City in an email

Folks, my Friday tip off to you. Recently, someone sent an email requesting info for an out-of-town damn Bostonian. Wanting something different to do in the city and unfamiliar with much of “What to DO?!” being an ex-Philly-Chicago-an, I replied with some email suggestions when she asked about Touch and Ohio [...]