Archive for August, 2006

I’ll be right back, bitches!

Wednesday, August 30th, 2006

Geesh. Impatient persons! I have been busy with this (uh, welcome to Cleveland State)… and this (work has been stressful and yet I STILL need a second job!)… and this (YOU try squeezing in 3-4 days of cardio!). Shit. This too (Vegas plans for October with a 44-minute reservation conversation with United via satellite from [...]

I’ll be right back, bitches!

Wednesday, August 30th, 2006

Geesh. Impatient persons! I have been busy with this (uh, welcome to Cleveland State)… and this (work has been stressful and yet I STILL need a second job!)… and this (YOU try squeezing in 3-4 days of cardio!). Shit. This too (Vegas plans for October with a 44-minute reservation conversation with United via satellite [...]

I like to call it “The Disappearing Act,” but whatever…

Wednesday, August 23rd, 2006

Urban Word of the Day
www.urbandictionary.com
August 23, 2006: pancake
1. To end a relationship suddenly.
2. To break up with an individual without prior warning.
3. To get dumped by someone and remain clueless to the reason.

4. (Personal addition): What happens to Mel every time she seems to get serious about a guy.
(With appropriately enough — THIS post).
1. “I [...]

“You’re 99.5% my type”

Sunday, August 20th, 2006

Ever have one of those mornings when it was so exceptionally pleasant to sleep in late (alone) on a Sunday tangled in the ownership of clean sheets and pillow cases and not on a borrowed couch from Saturday night (or, say, the drivers seat of your automobile)? Such a blessed, blessed moment. What pisses me [...]

“What happens on MySpace, stays on MySpace”

Friday, August 18th, 2006

Yes, I’m almost 30-years old and I’m on MySpace. (Whatever, fuckers). This morning while nursing a hangover created solely from the Tanqueray-n-Tonics that were force fed to me by Craigslist (okay, you’re only partly to blame) during Ladies’ Night/New-Boy Thursday, I perused my new messages and “Friend Requests.” Being completely inundated by lame-ass [...]

$1 drafts, $1 hot dogs… and extreme close-ups!

Wednesday, August 16th, 2006

Courtesy of your local Lake County Captains.
Pleasure spot this evening: PJ Hiser off the DL! Free waffle from Waffle HouseĀ  (a’ la Conroy Grand Slam… Conroy, right?) and free fries at Arby’s (again, from another home run). And after-game party honors go to none other than The Kenilworth.

“She’s the ugly one, right?”

Monday, August 14th, 2006

I’ve been up to plenty of no-good the last week which in turn has left me minimal amounts of free time to conquer the site summaries.

Here are some highlights:
Last Sunday I finally made it to an Akron Aeros game where I melted… not only for temperatures in excess of 80 degrees, but the hotness they [...]

Guy B at Jacobs Field

Wednesday, August 9th, 2006

Within seconds of approaching the bar at The Jake last night, a hand with dollar bills extends with a bold “I got that!” Staring towards the anonymous Beer Buyer, I thank him — since obviously, I am not one to turn down offers of free booze — and he walks away. (Warning: Dramatic Foreshadowing will [...]

Not a Finga!

Thursday, August 3rd, 2006

I don’t venture out frequently to the east side of Cleveland much these days seeing that I’m borderline end-of-the-earth western Cuyahoga County, but had some bridesmaids’ duties to attend to after my busy workday. Yucking it up with the ladies over a couple beers, stuffing envelopes with impending nuptial invites, our travels end in downtown [...]