My favorite dive bar: Merry Arts. Good food, great draft prices. Cool seating location by the fireplace when, baby, it’s cold outside. Nothing better than stuffing my face with potato pancakes and 1/2 lb burgers after I finish my Hip-Hop Cardio class. Okay, so yesterday I broke even on caloric intake.
Will someone clarify for me [...]
Moronic Bar-Boy #1 (after tipping me $5 on a 50-plus dollar tab): My friend really wants your number.
I grab his receipt, and act as if I’m writing my number down, but scribble #1 and walk away.
Me: Happy Val Day!
Friend (in D.C.): Is this Cleveland?
Me: Yes, silly.
Friend: LeBron?
There were a lot of events that I could’ve done without this Valentine’s Day. I had an interesting evening at work among not-so-lonely-but-a-bit-desperate singles (shelling out $400 tabs). Evening always goes better when you put down a couple Orange Crushes. (Man, do I love [...]
In case you missed the Cleve Mag article, check out my spread:
Cleveland Magazine February 2005 {pdf}
Top Five Mistakes Cleveland Guys Make When Trying to Meet Women
via Cleveland Magazine online
As a public service to my fellow men, I asked Mel and her friends what guys they meet do wrong. I’ll skip the blindingly obvious (don’t talk about sex right away, don’t start a conversation with You’re hot” or Nice ass”). [...]
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