ESPN is airing the Sta-Bil Finals (which in regular-guy terms is the racing of lawnmowers). I don’t know what’s funnier: the fact that it’s actually being aired on a network, or the fact that their broadcaster called them “Racing Machines.”
In other sports’ news, Kyle Denney shot in the calf.
Why isn’t the media making a bigger [...]
Title: “Men Who Can’t Love” by Carter & Sokol (brought as a gift from Miss Spider on her recent visit from Nashville)
Excerpt from chapter titled “The Bitter End of a Commitmentphobic Relationship: These Foolish Things—Commitmentphobic Meorabilia”:
(Page 287 for those keeping notes) Another odd little detail that many women have mentioned: After the relationship is over, [...]
I missed him by 5 minutes.
Truth is, I don’t know what I would’ve done/said/yelled/thrown. I’ve been in these sort of situations before. I just wish I would be the one confronted already.
Sadly enough, his reign in Cleveland is over, and I’ve been thinking about it constantly. No more chance meetings throughout the Cleveland bars, no [...]
…and then there was nothing.
If I could have any superhuman power, it would be to know what the other person is thinking. This is what I absolutely hate about dating. You never have any idea that is going on inside the other person. They can lead you on to think one particular way, and then [...]
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