Mel

You’re kidding, right?

ESPN is airing the Sta-Bil Finals (which in regular-guy terms is the racing of lawnmowers). I don’t know what’s funnier: the fact that it’s actually being aired on a network, or the fact that their broadcaster called them “Racing Machines.” In other sports’ news, Kyle Denney shot in the calf. Why isn’t the media making a bigger deal of this? The TEAM BUS was shot...

Mel

Watch out, I’m reading again!

Title: “Men Who Can’t Love” by Carter & Sokol (brought as a gift from Miss Spider on her recent visit from Nashville) Excerpt from chapter titled “The Bitter End of a Commitmentphobic Relationship: These Foolish Things—Commitmentphobic Meorabilia”: (Page 287 for those keeping notes) Another odd little detail that many women have mentioned: After the relationship is over,...

Mel

Is it really all about timing?

I missed him by 5 minutes. Truth is, I don’t know what I would’ve done/said/yelled/thrown. I’ve been in these sort of situations before. I just wish I would be the one confronted already. Sadly enough, his reign in Cleveland is over, and I’ve been thinking about it constantly. No more chance meetings throughout the Cleveland bars, no more thoughts of...

Mel

Silence is bullshit

…and then there was nothing. If I could have any superhuman power, it would be to know what the other person is thinking. This is what I absolutely hate about dating. You never have any idea that is going on inside the other person. They can lead you on to think one particular way, and then you never hear from them again. Apparently, I not only attract athletes, but men with incredible disappearing acts.