Apparently in my non-conscious, still-unknown-sickness state (I’m sure there was probably some fish substance poisoning me in my dinner), I muttered the words: “And I wanted to have sex…” (while puking in the toilet).
Charmin, how you doin, you bad toilet paper roll, you! This is another reason he finds me sexy.
This weekend, my beau “Zoolander” and I took a short get-away to Peek’n Peak for the end of ski season. Zoolander took me to his workplace holiday party recently, and I won the trip, ultimately from a double-down hand at Blackjack. The prizes were really ticket raffles, being that you won tickets instead of money, [...]
Taking a lovely Sunday afternoon stroll through Joseph-Beth Booksellers in Shaker Square today, checking out some new reads, when I come across THIS (book by a stripper). Oh, I’m sorry NORA… Jesus! Even her REAL name sounds like a stage name. This girl was just destined to do naughty things. If SHE can get a [...]
I broke down and entered the world of 3-minute dating. I think I need to be a decoy at these events, and maybe more desirable candidates would go. Anyways, I matched with 26 people (I was being overly NON-critical), and practically circled “Y” just to see what happens AFTER the 3 minute “date.” I’ll leave [...]
