Mel

Overheard in Conversation

Apparently in my non-conscious, still-unknown-sickness state (I’m sure there was probably some fish substance poisoning me in my dinner), I muttered the words: “And I wanted to have sex…” (while puking in the toilet). Charmin, how you doin, you bad toilet paper roll, you! This is another reason he finds me sexy.

Mel

Weekend Wrap-Up

This weekend, my beau “Zoolander” and I took a short get-away to Peek’n Peak for the end of ski season. Zoolander took me to his workplace holiday party recently, and I won the trip, ultimately from a double-down hand at Blackjack. The prizes were really ticket raffles, being that you won tickets instead of money, but this was my winner. Did I mention how I always win the raffle prizes?...

Mel

A WTF Moment during a date

Taking a lovely Sunday afternoon stroll through Joseph-Beth Booksellers in Shaker Square today, checking out some new reads, when I come across THIS (book by a stripper). Oh, I’m sorry NORA… Jesus! Even her REAL name sounds like a stage name. This girl was just destined to do naughty things. If SHE can get a book published, I have more confidence I shouldn’t have a problem. Zoolander and I...

Mel

Progressive Daters

I broke down and entered the world of 3-minute dating. I think I need to be a decoy at these events, and maybe more desirable candidates would go. Anyways, I matched with 26 people (I was being overly NON-critical), and practically circled “Y” just to see what happens AFTER the 3 minute “date.” I’ll leave you with my “notes” I took for the evening. Clearly comical...