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How To Break Up With Your Boyfriend

Geesh – I must receive 100 hits a day from Googlers with this search term. So, Mel’s gonna break it down for ya today. How DO you break up with your boyfriend? A couple scenarios and tips for you: 1. Honesty really IS the best policy. If his penis really DOESN’T matter to you, the sky’s the limit—remember, there’s always ex-sex to worry about. 2. If he’s freaky,...

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Blogging Booming in Popularity

Today, just minding my own business and reading the Sunday paper at Dad’s house, waiting for the game to start, I find a story in the News Herald about blogging. Continuing to page A7: A popular area blog, “Life, Liberty, and Pursuit of Your Boyfriend,” has a hookline of “Ramblings of a 20-something Cleveland Chick.” The chick, Mel, gives out plenty of advice about guys,...

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Worst City to Live

1. Cleveland – The obvious choice for worst city to live in is Cleveland. Not so much because of the lack of culture. Nor is it the lack of a thriving night life. And it is not the constant economic pall that looms over the city. What really makes Cleveland the worst city in all of America is the fact that it shares many of these qualities with other cities – such as its Ohio Twin, Toledo...

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Private Eyes are Watching You

I noticed I’m getting a LOT of search terms for this topic through my old page, and thought I should post it here… Tips, Tricks, and Shit to Watch For… 1. If he lies about something small, he lies about something large. 2. If she’s JUST a friend, he should have no probs introducing the two of you. 3. If he doesn’t answer the cell phone in front of you — it’s...

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What’s this pole for?

At the Velvet Dog on Saturday night, while walking up to the second floor, carrying on a short conversation with friends, I turn around and see this HUGE black pole on the landing walking up the steps to the second floor. Let’s SWING on it! My pitiful attempt to be funny, I grab my friend to swing around her and only take the both of us down right on our asses. Reminds me of the COUNTLESS times...